It turns out that we DO know what Michael Brown was doing up at FEMA, instead of organizing emergency search, rescue, and medical teams to go in and help the people along the gulf coast during and immediately after the Katrina disaster.

He was commissioning a rap! To educate children on the importance of emergency preparedness!

Furthermore, the rap is, in fact, very educational. I now know who is responsible for disaster preparation. I used to think it was FEMA, or maybe FEMA in conjunction with state or local governments.

Nope.

Its children.

Really. (I couldn’t make up stuff this insane.)

Thanks to Mike Godwin for pointing this out!