I spotted this on a random blog, and my results were amusing.
Google your name with the word "needs."
Top 5 results:
5) Poor Liza needs to triumph over that greedy, gold-digging soon-to-be ex-husband.
4) Liza needs to be fed and put in bed.
3) Liza needs to get a life and a new face, her time is over and doesnt she realise that?
2) Liza needs the boom-boom.
AND the one I suspect will make my friends laugh the hardest…
1) Perhaps Liza needs some pointers about being assertive.
I was about to writ that this was unfair since you share a name with someone spectacularly (and juicily gossip inspiring) famous. Then I remembered that I share the name of the Bachelorette, so decided to see what would happen. Pretty funny. I’ll post it on my blog.
Good lord, between Lo and Aniston, I quake at the thought of what *I* will “need”. Thanks for the tip – I’ll try it at home later tonight!