Wed 15 Mar 2006
OK, I shouldn’t make fun of this, I really shouldn’t. And the failure is no doubt caused by the religious right making all school sex education abstinance-based. And therefore you can’t even learn how to spell bodily functions and parts correctly, much less learn how they might be used or how to use them relatively safely or while avoiding pregnancy.
This blog was just hit from someone searching MSN for "leaking fluids from virginia sign of pregnancy."
I promise you, young reader, if you are leaking fluids from Virginia, it is not because you are pregnant. It is because you are in Virginia.
March 15th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
you are bad.
March 15th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
hilarious, but you are going to hell for mocking the poor girl. and now you’ve just dragged me down there with you. thanks.
March 15th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Oh how sad. How very, very sad.
I think I got my best search hit today….it was “person played with the poop in my diaper”.
Hum…what could that mean?
March 15th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
OK, Isabel, yuck!
The other thing I kept thinking, after I posted this, was that fluids leaking from Virginia might mean that Maryland was pregnant. Or North Carolina.
March 15th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
It is sad the state of our education system, and that someone does not even know how to spell body parts correctly. Yet it is pretty funny that it led to your blog. And I do not want to know what fluids might be leaking from Virginia, I’m sure that none of it could be good.
March 16th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
Fluids leaking from Virginia could well poison the entire mid-atlantic!
March 17th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
(Jean from Jen’s blog–maybe I should ID myself differently but not the Jean who posted above)…I have to say my fingers go on autopilot when I type and I’ll read what I’ve written and it’s not what my mind was thinking! Maybe the person just accidently typed Virginia for some reason and came upon your blog and decided to take a look, only now we’ve probably scared him/her away. Hmmm, maybe the person wasn’t looking for fluids from the state of Virginia but from a person named Virginia…
October 2nd, 2006 at 9:37 pm
I just read this post for the first time. F and I were in hysterics. We are still crying. Your blog is wonderful
October 4th, 2006 at 8:34 am
Thanks, Scout! I love your blog too, but I never comment b/c I can never remember my blogger username. If I’m lucky, maybe the new google thing will help me out.