Noah got his first junk mail today. We’re so proud.
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I’m not sure how legible this is in the photo, but the name of the catalogue is "The Source for Everything Jewish."  The back cover, where Noah’s name appears, also offers a framed, 3-D print of a beautiful version of the Woman of Valor bit from Proverbs, the book The Quotable Jewish Woman, some skin care products from the Dead Sea, and a doll little Jewish girl arriving at Ellis Island.

Lovely items, no doubt.

But we’re not Jewish.

What I really can’t wait to see is the kind of other mailing lists and telephone solicitations this generates. Heh.