Yes, he’s less than 4 months old.

And yes, it was only his third day of school.

Technically, it’s a Director, not a Principal. But they still called.

(And then they emailed, because no one was home (never mind that they have a bunch of other numbers).)

Noah had a poopsplosion of such dramatic proportions that the school called about it.

Not only did it blow out his diaper, and his thick romper, it also seriously stained the cover for the bouncy seat in which he was sitting at the time.

We’re so proud.

On the plus side, he seems to have ended his at-school hunger strike. He ate most of all 4 bottles today. But he’s still unable to sleep well at school. Today, he only managed 2 half-hour naps. He was  hyper and exhausted by the time I picked him up, and his little eyes were so bleary and red. I hope he starts being able to tune out the noise soon.