Warning, this post may contain information you would really rather not know about me.

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COLPOS SUCK.

They hurt like hell. More after the fact than during, but during, too.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Dammit I SAID OWWWWW.

Please send good vibes that I just have funny looking cells. You know. Funny lookin. More’n most cells even.

I won’t know for a few weeks, but this is the second time in a year I’ve done this dance, and last time the colpo results came back totally normal.

(Bonus points will be awarded to the first person to correctly identify the movie reference in this post.)