Within 10 minutes of when I am ready for bed, Noah is up, and hungry.

It doesn’t matter when I go to bed, or when he does. Sometimes he wakes up just as I’ve decided to go to bed. Today it was while I was brushing my teeth. Usually it’s just after I’ve crawled into bed.

Mind, we don’t co-sleep. He’s in his own room.

How does he do it? Am I raising a psychic with a mean sense of humor?