Lately — and by lately, I mean during the last ~7 months, if not longer — I’ve been eating like crap. And when I eat like crap, everyone in the house eats like crap, because I’m in charge of groceries and cooking. And making us fat.

For the first few months after Noah was born, I cut myself a lot of slack. But things have been mostly stable for awhile now. The routine isn’t easy, but it is a routine.

Now I need to work on the routine involving less frozen pizza. (By the way, I can’t say enough delicious things about Freschetta’s thin crust pizzas.)

Step One in Project Live Long & Prosper is me resuming my daily fruit & veg report to you nice people in the blogosphere.

If I am really brave, I will also admit to the awful day last week where — no kidding — I hate half a dozen krispy kreme donuts. (Um, yeah, honey, I didn’t tell you about that…I stopped at the grocery store for apple juice for work and also bought donuts.)

[Ed. Note: did you catch the freudian slip there, where I tried to pretend I hated the donuts? No no, I love the donut. What I did to those 6 donuts, yes 6, over the course of a regular workday, was I ate them. I didn’t hate them. Not for a minute.]

Ok, that’s it. The daily fruit & veg report will also include a section on treats. It won’t include the ~1.5 quarts of apple juice I drink per day, mixed with ~4 quarts water. That’s just a given, although I think I’m going to try again to mix it up with some lower-sugar-therefore-lower-cal options like lemon juice.

PLLP, Sept 18: No fruit. ~2/3 cup mixed veggies + beans & rice for dinner. 2 pkgs chocolate chip pop tarts. (I really shouldn’t go to the grocery store in the morning if I didn’t eat breakfast.)

PLLP, Sept 19: 2 very small organic gala apples. Leftover veggies/beans/rice. 2 donuts at work. Anticipating pizza for dinner, and maybe also ice cream. (It’s goodbye dinner for the Baby Juggler Family, who move to the opposite corner of the country on Thursday. Whaaaaah! MORE comfort food neededwanted!)

Step Two is meal planning. Does anyone have any great resources for shopping & cooking such that dinner on weeknights is fast and easy and healthy and generates leftovers that can be lunch? The One-Armed Cook recipes have been “eh” so far. Oh, and no recipes are allowed to involve fish.