Hanging out with Grandma and his mommies this afternoon, Noah found a phone. It was a cordless landline phone, and we let him punch buttons, periodically reaching over and hitting off before he could actually call anyone.

We thought.

Until the phone rang, and it was Emergency Services calling back and asking if we had a child in the home and/or an actual emergency.

Um, yes, a toddler, who yes, was playing with the phone. We are so sorry.
No playing with the phone any more.

Also? We have The Car. Pictures will be forthcoming eventually when we’re home, but for now, just trust me, it is beautiful, it has a smooth ride, and we are going to be one stylin family cruising around in this vehicle.