You’re the United Kingdom!
You’re a much weaker person than you used to be, but you still act like you did when everyone looked up to you. Despite this, you’re probably a better person than you were when you had so much power over those around you. Though you do have a strange fascination with jewels and monarchs, which lets you play in castles, but also end up leading a sort of tabloid lifestyle. You really like the Beatles, even more than you like Oasis.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

This quiz cracked me up! The idea of playing with shiny objects in castles does sound like fun. But Oasis? I’m such a non-music geek that I think that’s where desert animals go to have a drink of water. And tabloid lifestyle? Well…you be the judge.