I don’t spend much time looking at my blog statistics, but once in awhile, I get curious and go digging around.
Here are my favorites from the last ~6 weeks:
aleck johnson lesbian — This is my favorite search EVER! Aleck, is there something you neglected to tell me?
breastfeeding balloons — Stick to breastfeeding babies. The balloons are not so hungry.
fuzzi bunz costco & fuzzi bunz sams — I doubt it. But cheap ones are available online. I recommend Fuzzi Bunz Factory Seconds, or looking for sales here. Yesterday someone told me about a site called Diaper Trader, but I wasn’t able to find it.
usb sim card reader meritline — I don’t speak this language. But welcome to my blog.
lion holding a flag tattoo — I am the last person who could possibly help you. I have a needle phobia.
shai david calculus teacher — I never took calc, and I don’t know Shai David. At least not as far as I know.
scalinis didnt work — for me either!
infected breast implants — YUCK, and I have no helpful information, and I hope NEVER to have any.
is jill pregnant – No. In fact, that’s not the plan any more. But I am in the top 10 search results for that — long after the many announcements of Jill Hennessy’s pregnancy. Congratulations, Jill! Incidentally, she and I share a birthday, although a year apart.
animatronic breasts — I think I know what’s going to appear in my nightmare this evening!
our first threesome — is so unlikely to ever take place that the idea of it being a blog search leading here makes me laugh.
bring me some water — Still or Sparkling? I’m all about the customer service.
how to tie dye tee shirts with mickey mouse — I’m sorry, how did you come to find this blog???
is tuesdays with morrie abstract or concrete — I don’t know, I haven’t read it. I think you should read it and form an opinion. Frankly that would probably be just as fast as looking on the Internet.
my period came and gone and came back. could i be pregnant — Probably not. But if you’re worried, I would take a pregnancy test, not try to figure it out on the Internet.
liza kidnapped — I hope not!
wedding crossdress aunt — My aunts looked lovely at my wedding! And also at my sister’s wedding. None of them was crossdressed.
when on a maturnity leave can i skip my car bill — No. You also have to pay your mortgage or rent, your credit card bills, your phone bill, your student loans (er, maybe that’s not an issue for you) etc.
lord peter wimsey quiz — Do I have one of those? I don’t think so. I’d love to do one. I Heart LPW. But I don’t think I have one, and frankly, google failed me when I looked. The only ones were boring and unblogworthy.
As always, there were MANY many many many variations on “atlanta eggplant scalinis labor restaurant induce,” “tallest baby in the world,” “lesbian pregnancy” and “pumping breastfeeding review.”
Incidentally? While he is tall, Noah isn’t and wasn’t actually the tallest baby in the world. That honor appears to belong to a baby in China. But Noah is the #1 search result on google for that inquiry. The others, as you might imagine, produce a lot of “adult” results before you ever get to my blog.



