These are my new kicks. They were less than $30 $20 at Loehmann’s, where I do a ton of my shopping.

According to the promotional materials in the Kitson shoebox, these are the must have item for young Hollywood’s elite. They actually used the word “celebutant.”

Um.

I just have trouble imagining that Paris Hilton and I have the same taste in shoes.

Is there a fashion equivalent of jumping the shark? Cuz Kitson, I’m not sure you want me buying your shoes.