Noah got very excited about soap in the bathtub tonight.

Normally, soap has been something to be barely tolerated except for the fact of it producing bubbles which can be scooped up and blown into the air. But tonight, he washed his own hair. Well, patches of it. Six or seven times. And soaped up his belly even more than that.

After the 4th or 5th time, Jill spelled me for some tub duty time. When I came back into Noah’s room, he was shrieking with giggles. They’d figured out a way to make the squirting toy fish squirt bubbles, and Noah thought this was the Best. Thing. Ever. Even when he accidentally squirted himself in the face.

Is there anything better than listening to your child and your spouse practically collapsing in raucous laughter?

 

We had an action packed and fun-filled weekend — excessively fun and action packed, actually.

On Saturday morning, we tried to go to the playground, but it was raining. So Noah and I went to the grocery store where he got to drive in a car cart, and firmly rejected the free balloon he was offered.

Then all three of us went to the museum, to a new exhibit about penguins and polar bears.

Jill Helps Noah Into the Penguin Costume 3 Considering Penguin Eggs

The exhibit had 3 awesome costume related areas, but this was the only one where we remembered that we had a cell phone camera. Fortunately, it was also the very best one.

Theoretically, you were supposed to hold a penguin egg on your feet and walk it from one basket-nest to the next, in the costume (complete with penguin feet). Noah just liked wearing the costume and playing with the eggs.

There were also polar bear paws, and a front-padded penguin suit for sliding down a penguin slide on your belly. Noah loved those too, but we don’t have any pictures of that. Yet. We’ll be back.

After a nice long Saturday afternoon nap, we went to a going away party for a family at church. Darn all those academic theologians, always getting jobs and moving away. It was at a huge park, and unfortunately, had to be moved from where it was originally supposed to take place. We walked a LOT looking for it.

Fortunately, we eventually found it. Noah and the other toddlers and preschoolers “played baseball” with a few of the parents. And I was struck anew by the large number of little blond boys. Noah is the youngest of them, but the others are only 4-8 months older than he is. And since he’s such a giant, they all look the same.

There *are* children who aren’t little blond boys. But there’s not a set of them who all look the same.

Home for pizza, bath, and bed, thank goodness. I crashed shortly after Noah, but Jill got caught up in a Degrassi: The Next Generation marathon and was up until something like 1:30 am.

Today’s big event was another WNBA game. Unfortunately, Noah refused to nap between church and game time, so he was Mr. Clingypants at the game. And he began begging to go home shortly before the end of the first half.

Even though we were at the game with friends, including this adorable little charmer:

It's My Dream Dress!

I took him home, and once we got in the car at the subway station, I offered the choice between home and ice cream. “Ice cream! Ice cream!” Five minutes later, Noah was sound asleep in his car seat. I had ice cream myself, and then read in the car while Noah slept, until Jill got back from the game.

Apparently the second half was better, but the Dream has still now tied the “worst opening record in WNBA history” with an 0 – 13 record.

And like the Dream, I’m going to crash.

 

Unless you’ve been living under a rock this week, you know that lesbian and gay couples have been tying the knot in no-shit legitimate weddings in California.

Unlike Massachusetts, California doesn’t have an antiquated “if the marriage is illegal in your home state, we can’t do it here,” law. (I know they haven’t been generally enforcing that, but I think it places the validity of marriages of couples who live in DOMA states at risk, which is why we haven’t seriously considered a Massachusetts marriage.)

But California. I think the marriages being performed there now are full blown legal. I don’t think they’re at risk like the exciting and beautiful but legally ambiguous and eventually voided February 2004 weddings authorized by Mayor Gavin Newsom.

True, it is possible that the radical right wing anti-gay activists will succeed in prohibiting future same sex marriages through their November ballot initiative. But I understand that the initiative has no language voiding existing legally valid marriages.

There is a window of opportunity here — at the very least. Hopefully, a door has opened not just a window, and the radical religious right won’t be able to slam it shut again.

Having said that, we actually have no plans to go to California and get married.

For one thing, have you priced airplane tickets recently? Yikes.

I had a brief fantasy of going to BlogHer and working getting married into the trip, but the timing doesn’t work. BlogHer is the same weekend that one of my cousins is getting married in Milwaukee. And that’s her real wedding; for us, this would be getting a valuable piece of paper, but our real wedding was in 2003.

I don’t want to miss a family wedding for a piece of paper — how can I demand respect for my family if I don’t grant it to other families?

Also? We’re about to have a baby, in case you managed to miss that. That means any disposable income we might have had is about to evaporate into a sea of random baby gear, attorney fees for the legal adoption, and “stuff like that.”

Maybe we’ll take a celebratory post-adoption trip across the country with a newborn and a toddler, but we might actually not test our sanity quite that much. And of course the adoption might take longer and might involve expensive horrible delays, like Noah’s did.

Which puts us at after the election. And the possibility that this was a window, not a door.

So. For now, California dreamin’.

 

Remember when I won a sports trivia contest on the jumbo-tron at the WNBA game?

My prize package finally arrived!

MARTA Swag Bag From the Dream Sports Trivia Contest I Won

I find it hilarious, and at least some of the items will be useful.

All of them are emblazoned with the logo for our local subway system. None of them have any reference to the sports team at whose game I won them. Or any other sports team.

From the top, we have: a smallish insulated lunch bag, suitable for Esmerelda Freugenspeigal’s eventual day care needs, a water bottle from a BPA free recycling category, a cup with no recycling information that will be tossed shortly, one of those recyclable grocery shopping bags, a coin purse, a desktop calendar/calculator/clock which Noah has claimed as a phone, a strangely flask shaped business card holder, something that looks like drug paraphernalia to me — mysteriously mounted on a blue plastic base, a 20-trip subway pass, and a small mirror.

And since my “check engine” light went on this evening, that 20 trip subway pass may come in very useful.

In other news, Noah got bitten at day care today. The school sent a complete report and we’re happy with how they handled it. Also, it seems like Noah might have provoked the biter by taking a toy. Not that biting is an ok response, but I can better understand it as a response to something else.

As is typically the case, the school has a confidentiality policy in which they don’t identify who bit Noah. But he can talk now, so when we asked, “Noah, did you get bitten at school today?” he answered, “E*** bite me!” We’ll try not to hold it against little E***, and hopefully it won’t happen again.

 

It was a strange and surreal weekend here at Casa Booski. Fun, but strange.

Friday night, Jill went to the WNBA game, while Noah and I relaxed at home. I’d had a long week and was very happy that she was willing to go without me.

Unfortunately, I made that one grave error in food judgment, which had me up for an excessive amount of misery in the middle of the night.

Still, Saturday morning, Noah and I got up and braved the crowds at the local library, at least for 20 minutes. It was honestly a zoo, and of course the first book he picked up and wanted me to read was a book for preschool/early elementary age kids on family members dying.

I’m glad there ARE such books, but I wasn’t up for reading him one at that particular moment. When he got distracted, I put it up on top of the shelves and opened a book about animals instead.

We adjourned to the playground, where Noah had a blast and I had fun chatting with the mom of a 4-and-a-half year old princess in extremely worn sparkling pink mary janes. (The third pair she’d nearly worn out so far.)

Noah decided that it was time to brave the spinning thing, so he stood on it, clinging to the pole, as I turned it slowly. He laughed and loved it…until he let go.

Then he fell on his face, first on the step, and then to the ground. Tears. Blood. Screaming. Fortunately, it was a very small cut, teeth against lip, and the drama and bleeding were done within about 2 minutes.

The next big event was my taking the subway to the airport for dinner.

I know. What???

Dave had been in Las Vegas, celebrating mutual non-blogging friend Richard’s 40th birthday with Richard and Scott. He had a 3 hour layover in Atlanta on his way home to Boston. Just enough time to get out of security, eat dinner and catch up, and go back in through security.

Still. Saturday night at the airport is an unquestionably odd experience.

(Which, now that I think about it, is actually perfect for having dinner with someone whose warped sense of humor has matched and challenged mine for more than 20 years.)

In the meantime, Jill and Noah colored the picture he started the previous week at Sunday school — a life size outline of Noah. The theme of that class was “God Made Me” but Noah has interpreted that to mean that this is a picture of God. “I coloring God! This Mommy and I coloring God!”

On Sunday, Noah continued his new favorite Sunday School activity: stalking the big kids. In this case, that was 4 year old Liam. The previous weekend, it was 9 year olds Colin and Ava. “I helping big kids!” (Fortunately, both of the 9 year olds have younger siblings, so they were very kind about Noah’s “help.”)
Having steadfastly refused to nap on Saturday, Noah and I both had marathon naps on Sunday, while Jill spent the afternoon cleaning the bathrooms. Are Noah and I lucky, or what?

 

No matter how good of an idea it seems like at the time, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT, eat s’more flavored pop-tarts immediately before bed.

Waking up somewhere between being sick and having severe reflux severely sucks.

 

I’m on the verge of officially entering my 3rd trimester of this pregnancy, and I think it’s safe to say that my body has jumped the gun on this by a few days.

Much like there was a major shift 3 or 4 weeks ago, there was another one this week. I’ve reached the stage where people look startled when you tell them you aren’t due for 3 more months.

I waddle when I walk. The internal organs that formerly occupied my lower abdomen are now starting to nudge my lungs out of the way. I can still take a deep breath, but I have to be sitting up straight to do it. The skin on my belly itches like crazy. Esmerelda Fruegenspeigel’s kicking and wriggling have become more forceful and their acrobatics more visible. While I don’t quite have to do ballet when I pick something up off of the ground, but I often find it easier to just sit down on the ground. That’s not going to last, though; getting up is getting harder.

In spite of all that, and my newfound enormous appetite, I’m feeling surprisingly well. (Heh. You should have seen the plate of nachos I had for dinner last night. Approximately a restaurant appetizer for the table sized serving.) Still (knock wood) no sciatica, only occasional round ligament pain, and I remain happy with the industrial strength antiacids prescribed by the midwife.

The glucose tolerance test for gestational diabetes comes up in about 10 days. Here’s hoping I do better than my friend’s wife, due the day after me. Her results on the one hour screening were approximately 60 points above the “uh-oh” level of 130-140 mg/dl. Here’s also hoping she did better on the 3 hour test today and was just having a wonky metabolism during the first one.

For any of you lucky enough never to have gone through this, it rates in my 10 most unpleasant experiences during pregnancy.

Basically, you drink a bottle of toxic-looking “fruit” flavored syrup in 5 minutes or less without throwing up, then wait exactly 1 hour and have your blood drawn. False positives are not unusual, in which case you get to repeat the joy with double the syrup and 4 blood draws in 3 hours.

The only circumstances under which I normally enjoy drinking straight syrup is when extremely rich chocolate is involved, and even then, I’m good after 3 or 4 mouthfuls. And I am universally opposed to any process “voluntarily” removing blood from inside my body where it belongs.

I cannot believe how much I just wrote about the GD test. If I haven’t bored you silly over here, check out my most recent Deep South Moms post. It was one of 4 selected from the entire network to be offered up for syndication next week!

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