Wed 2 Jul 2008
Who Takes Food From a Pregnant Lady?
Posted by Liza under Mmm yummy, Knocked Up Again
About once a week, maybe a little less, I go with co-workers to a Mexican restaurant not far from our office.
And roughly 90% of the time, I order the same thing: a steak fajita quesadilla, with a side of guacamole and sour cream.
When I go with the guys who work in software security, we usually also split a queso dip. Not so much when I go with the other women in my department.
Every single time I’ve gone in the last month, within a minute of my finishing the actual quesadilla part of my lunch, someone has appeared while I had a chip and guac in my mouth and grabbed my still-full-of-guac-and-sour-cream plate. It’s already become a joke with my friends.
Today it happened so fast that I almost couldn’t get the plate back! Which also almost led to both of us spewing half-chewed food on the table, because we were laughing so hard.
But seriously! How do I get them to leave my food until I’m done?
I don’t know what I’m doing that signals the waitstaff to take away the plate. Should I leave 1 bite of quesadilla? They get all mushy if you don’t eat them while they’re hot. Should I try to train myself to sit at the table with my left arm protectively around the plate?




July 3rd, 2008 at 8:04 am
No, no, just hold your fork over your plate in a ready-to-stab-your-hand-if-you-take-my-plate position. It’s not very subtle or ladylike but will allow you to eat while sitting up straight rather than hunched over.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
I suggest growling.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 am
You could make a little tent sign: “Still eating”
Of course you are interfering with the American way. Your job is to contribute to the churn of that table. Clear out and make way for the next check! You want to eat the meal, go to Europe.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
LOL, I was going to say, come to Europe as well!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I agree with Leta.
that, and yelling at them with a mouth full of nacho!
July 4th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I like the growling idea. It’s weird that you have to deal with this over and over again. This happened to my partner one time when we were eating at a Chinese restaurant and it was so surreal that thinking about it always makes us laugh. But it was only once, so we didn’t have to develop a strategy for holding on to our food.