This list is the ABSOLUTELY MUST do items. I am 99% sure that I’m too tired to list the NEED TO do, or SHOULD do items, much less the WANT TO do items.

  • Return all the consent forms to the doctor’s office.
  • Pre-register at the hospital.
  • Print the birth plan and talk it over with the midwife (even though I think that will be the only time anyone ever considers it, ever). Executive Summary, in case you are curious: Blood type = B+. Jill has health care power of attorney. I am needle-phobic. Please bring me my damn baby as soon as possible after you cut her out of my belly. Last time I had to wait an hour and I will freak out if you do that to me again. Ten minutes seems reasonable to me if both of us are healthy.
  • Pack a hospital bag. Include:
    • apple juice and snacks
    • dvds
    • Jill’s laptop
    • wireless doohickey
    • camera
    • phone
    • all the electronics chargers we need
    • button front pj top
    • maternity dress I am least sick of wearing by then
    • slippers
    • digger and dump truck for Noah, from me and baby sister
    • personal hygiene products
    • book even though I won’t be able to concentrate enough to read
    • nursing pillow (find that and clean it, too)
    • my pillow (find colorful pillowcase)
    • 2 cute take-home outfit options for the baby
    • lightweight baby blanket
  • Buy some of those gel soother pads.
  • Finish organizing our room so that the bassinet will fit next to my side of the bed.
  • Get the bassinet out of the garage and clean it.
  • Find the wide elastic abdominal surgery support band thingy that helped me be able to get out of bed when I got home from the hospital last time.
  • Submit all of the short term disability paperwork that can be submitted before the baby is delivered. Pack the stuff that has to be signed by doctors so they can sign it right away. Give it to the doctor or midwife before leaving the hospital. (Ok, technically that last is after EF arrives, but before she comes home.)
  • Clean baby carseat.
  • Make sure we have a plan for where carseats will be installed in both cars, and that they fit as anticipated.