Dear Comcast:

Please leave my Internet access on long enough for me to post this!

(Updated, before posting, to note that no, of course that didn’t happen. This was originally written at 6:30 am on 9/30/08. By 6:50 am, the Internet was no longer working at our house.)

And then, if you read this, please help me. For the love of God, I am a new mother with an infant and a toddler. I’m trying to sell my house, and I got laid off when I was 7.5 months pregnant.

I NEED INTERNET ACCESS. And I need it for all of the 10 minute windows that I get when the baby is sleeping and willing to be asleep other than in my arms, and no one else is in need of something from me.

Seriously. I’m losing my mind here. Having access for 4 minutes at a time SO doesn’t work for me. That’s enough time to read my mail, but not answer it. Or to type 1 answer, but not send it.

It isn’t enough time to post to my blog. Or read my friends’ blogs. Or update my LinkedIn profile, search job sites, or otherwise connect with potential jobs. It is FAR from enough time to reconnect with my friends in online forums.

As a new mom, a mom of a 1 month old baby, those social connections are the difference between sanity and meltdown.

Please, Comcast. Help me stay on the side of sanity. Some days, having to troubleshoot my home network instead of connecting with friends and family or productively trying to get my and my family’s life working is quite literally more than I can cope with on top of everything else.

If you could please find a way to keep my cable Internet access from going down between now and when we sell this house, I would be incredibly grateful. Truly. (I would even, in the future, restrain myself from making snarky remarks about what it is that I’m supposedly paying you for, or mocking the “word” “Comcastic.” But I do have to tell you that right now I’m tempted to go in and edit the Wikipedia entry for “Comcastic” to mean something like expensive, unreliable, and extremely frustrating.)